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Today I had to hear from one of my bosses who knows NOTHING about how to do his job let
alone my job but he told my "team" and I how we could do our job better. During the entire
meeting he kept on throwing out the phrase "Monday Quarterback" and it was driving me freaking
crazy.
One good thing about the meeting that I noticed was a fat black ass black girl who I have never seen before. Not only did she have a fat black ass but she also had a very cute face. The first thing that I noticed about this young lady was of course her ass, normally the first thing that I notice about most black women. She had on some black slacks with a red and blue pin striped shirt that was somewhat short. This black girl has some nice style to go with that black ass of hers. Now to go with her outfit she has a very nice walk and a perfect ass to hip ratio to go with that cute face. After my team and I were done getting our asses chewed out I introduced myself to this black girl and put on what I like to call my charm. Some people call it game but i'm a very charming young man and I come at most girls completely different than others guys so it generally works. Anyway, I was able to get her smiling within the first five minutes of the conversation and I knew that I already had her. Finding out if she had a boyfriend, where she graduated from school (or if she went to school), and of course what attracted her to the company. Within 20 minutes in between the conversation I was damn near this girls best friend and she mentioned that I was cute. When she said that I knew that I had her but I wasn't 100% sure. So I gave her the test. **Sidenote**If you really want to feel if a girl is digging you try the following. I ended the conversation and told her that it was really nice to meet her but I had some pressing business to get to and left it at that, waiting on her response. The LOOK that she gave me was the answer that I needed. She wanted me to ask more than most, (whats your phone number, can I call, etc, etc) but I didn't give her that. I just gave her a hand shake and walked off. Ten minutes later she comes running down the hallway and guess what she has on her hands? A piece of paper with her name on it and phone number. She didn't say a word, she just put the piece of paper in my pocket, smiled and walked off. Gotcha Bitch! I will be fucking this black hoe in less than a month folks! |